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It’s been a wild 24 hours to be Swiftie, y’all. From opening night of the Eras Tour being literal hours away (!!!!!!!) to Taylor dropping FOUR “unreleased” songs yesterday, I am — metaphorically — screaming, crying, and throwing up.
Am I physically at opening night? No, but emotionally I am in Swift City streaming “Eyes Open” and not, in fact, at home scrolling Twitter to plan the Eras Tour merch I want when my tour date is finalllllly here.
If you too are living vicariously through everyone seeing THE TAYLOR SWIFT live tonight, here are 21 funny tweets to pass the time before the show — and *cough cough* the livestreams — officially begin:
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Not her making her divorced parents do arts and crafts like it’s a project she forgot she had due until the night before 😭
@taylorswift / Instagram / Via Twitter: @stateofmolly
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Me getting ready to watch opening night of Taylor Swift Era Tour From bed #TSErasTour
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im surprise she didn’t cut her finger off https://t.co/hxmYKVo0sL
@taylorswift / Instagram / Via Twitter: @WineStainedMia
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Taylor Swift literally reunited The Civil Wars to recreate one of her best songs there is nothing she can’t do
@taylorswift / Instagram / Via Twitter: @sippingaugust
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taylor pretending if this was a movie is from fearless because it’s the only song not fully self written on speak now 😭😭😭
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uhm @taylorswift13 we need to talk. i’m not giving her up to @fearlesstvbot ain’t no fucking way https://t.co/rQLnSeBUCi
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a lot of you are gonna be in the same room as taylor swift tomorrow !!!!!
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Glendale, Arizona is now Swift City, Era-zona on Google Maps. The location is currently labelled as a “place of worship” with a 5/5 star review.
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i love how someone said “guys remember her tour is not a fashion show” yet the the swifties are literally giving met gala.
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pov: you’re listening safe & sound (Taylor’s version)
Republic Records / Via Twitter: @tolerateitlover
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don’t mind me, I’m just a swiftie clown daughter. We are a small circus family.
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If there is one thing Taylor Swift is going to do, it’s exactly not what I thought she was going to do.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be aggressively refreshing Twitter to find out if my favorite songs make the setlist. 🥰
